If you haven’t watched our last weekly video featuring NFL running back Hassan Haskins, check it out and help the channel grow. But poor brotha Hassan apparently didn’t get the memo from late brotha Kevin Samuels and channels like this, which helps men realize if we outnumber women in most big cities, why on earth are we out here arguing with modern women?
To recap, Hassan, who signed a $4M contract in 2022 with a nearly $700k bonus, allegedly saw his girlfriend liking the pics of a half named handsome Jamaican boy…lol, well, I made that part up, but some dude that made Hassan get all in his feelings.
He decided to “reason” with her to not do that, and she refused, like a typical, Instagram addicted sista. Apparently she’s worth all those millions enough to where he wanted to argue. Emotions escalated quickly until the po po locked them up. So gentlemen, pop quiz: if you were Hassan, what would you have done:
- Begged, pleaded and reasoned with her that she makes me feel all bad inside by liking pics of half naked Caribbean men with muscles bigger than mine
- Ghost her 304 azz, get my passport and fly out somewhere nice for a new chick
Ok, for the slow guys who just hopped off the short yellow bus, I’ll give you a second…
Times up. If you said B, you dog gone right! But if you’re one of THOSE who still thinks A is right cuz you should reason with a modern, validation addicted woman, don’t come back here. Simps don’t live here anymore lol. Remember that song “Love don’t live here anymore?” Like share subscribe.
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Titans’ Hassan Haskins arrested on aggravated assault charge – ESPN
But all the stats says that there are more women than men in Davidson County:
Davidson County, Tennessee Gender Ratios (states101.com)
Scientific conclusion: Hassan has no dog gone reason to be stressin’ over a girl when there are more women than men in his county.
What did Hassan Haskins’ girlfriend do? Makiah Green arrested alongside Titans RB (sportskeeda.com)
Brothapocalypse 