Fellas, here’s Why Your Lady Wants You to Use iPhone.
If she texts you and you leave it on Read, she will cuss you out.
If she Facetimes you and you don’t join she will nag you.
Come over to Android to get peace of mind.
They can’t stand when men use Androids.
Real men use Android
Nagging nosey women use iPhone lol.
And if you’re on a date with your other woman
There’s no chance of accidentally Facetiming your main girl!
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